In a galaxy not so far away, but still quite out of reach for us mere mortals, Episode 5 of ‘The Acolyte’ has dropped like a hammer, shocking fans with its unexpected twists and brutal turns. This installment, after a slow burn build-up, decided to go full throttle into chaos and carnage, leaving viewers gasping for breath.

The main cast didn’t get off easy in this episode, oh no. Virtually every character meets their demise at the hands of The Master, who seems to have a penchant for delivering fatal blows like they’re going out of fashion. If you haven’t watched the episode yet, consider this your official spoiler warning – you’ve been warned.

Qimir’s reveal as the Sith Lord wasn’t exactly a jaw-dropping surprise, let’s be real. We all saw it coming, right? From his mischievous antics to his sudden dark turn, the signs were all there. Plus, let’s face it, who else could it have been? The dude was practically the only other significant character on the planet besides the Jedi and Mae herself. It was either him or the porgs, and we all know porgs aren’t the Sith Lord type.

The episode kicks off with The Master casually dispatching some Jedi, as one does on a Tuesday afternoon. Fans were probably expecting some cannon fodder action, and boy did they get it. Yord barely escapes death’s embrace, only to meet his untimely demise at the hands of The Master, who clearly isn’t handing out participation medals.

Jecki Lon, with her combat skills on point, tries to be the hero of the day. But alas, multiple lightsabers have other plans for her, and she meets her maker in a blaze of glory. Or should I say, a blaze of lightsaber. RIP Jecki, you fought well.

The deaths of these characters were essential to making Qimir a believable villain. I mean, who would’ve taken him seriously if he hadn’t gone on a Jedi-killing spree? Certainly not us, that’s for sure. While some theories pointed fingers at other characters, the decision to go all-in on Qimir was a bold move that paid off in spades.

As for who’s left to face off against The Master? Well, Master Sol is still kickin’ it, Osha has been captured (oops), and Mae is off to Coruscant with Master Sol in tow. Oh, and let’s not forget Vernestra Rwoh and her fierce lightwhip, which has yet to see some action. Can’t wait to see that bad boy in full swing.

So, what are your thoughts on this wild ride of an episode? Did it meet your high Sith Lord standards, or did you expect more lightsaber action? Sound off in the comments below, and may the Force be with you. Or not, depending on who you’re rooting for. It’s a Sith world out there, folks.