Kidrobot, the masterminds behind some of the coolest collectibles and toys around, have officially announced their lineup of exclusive items for this year’s San Diego Comic-Con International. And let me tell you, folks, these pieces are so hot, they’re practically melting the ice cream down at Springfield’s Lard Lab Donuts.

For those lucky ducks attending SDCC, you can snag these goodies at booth #2846 before they fly off the shelves. But fear not, mere mortals who can’t make it to the convention – there’s a limited online presale coming your way on June 28th at 12 p.m. ET, although the first two presale windows have already disappeared faster than you can say “Wubba lubba dub dub.”

Let’s dive into these treasures:

First up, we’ve got the Hello Kitty® 50th Anniversary Premium Pins & Lanyard Set for $29.99. This set celebrates five decades of Hello Kitty cuteness with a pastel lanyard and three exquisite enamel pins. Whether you’re securing your keys or your Comic-Con badge, you’ll have the purr-fect companion by your side.

Next on the list is the Neon Signs Light-Up Pins & Lanyard Set, also priced at $29.99. Simpsons fans, rejoice! This set features four light-up enamel pins showcasing iconic Springfield eateries. Wear these pins proudly and let everyone know that you’re willing to embark on a delicious journey to Krusty Burger.

Need a break from reality? Slip into the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared T-Shirt for $29.99. Featuring characters from the popular series, this tee will keep you comfy while you binge-watch your favorite show. Get ready for existential dread in 100% cotton style.

Then, there’s the South Park Stoned Towelie with Bong 8” Art Figure – Psychedelic Edition for $69.99. Get ready for a “high”-ly enjoyable time with Towelie and his trusty bong. This 8-inch art figure is a must-have for any South Park fan looking to elevate their collection.

Hello Kitty makes a futuristic appearance with the 8” Plush Clear Shell Robot Figure – Nebula Edition for $84.99. Travel to the year 2074 with this mecha-inspired Hello Kitty plush, complete with dazzling details that will transport you to a supercute sci-fi realm.

For the goth kids at heart, the South Park Goth Kids Vinyl Mini Figures 5-Pack for $49.99 is a gloomy addition to any collection. With glow-in-the-dark details, these mini figures capture the essence of South Park’s beloved goth crew.

And last but certainly not least, we have the 50th Anniversary Hello Kitty® and Mimmy with Heart Plush for $64.99. Celebrate Hello Kitty’s milestone with this adorable plush set featuring the iconic siblings in their signature outfits. Limited to just 300 pieces, this plush pair is a rare gem for any die-hard Sanrio fan.

So, whether you’re a Hello Kitty aficionado, a South Park enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates unique collectibles, Kidrobot’s SDCC exclusives have something for everyone. Don’t miss out on these limited-edition treasures before they vanish into the pop culture ether.

Stay tuned for more coverage of all things SDCC ’24 right here at The Beat. Let the countdown to Comic-Con madness begin!