Ranking 2024’s Halloween Horror Houses

By August Tales

Enter a realm where horror and delight converge. Halloween Horror Nights is an unrivalled tradition, illuminating the spirit of Halloween with awe-inspiring ingenuity. We were thrilled to witness the spectral spectacle at Universal Orlando this year. So, what’s on offer at this chilling carnival? Plenty! You’ll encounter an eerie array of sweets and scares, horror-themed ambiance, and bustling crowds of fright-film fiends. Above all, the Haunted Houses steal the show. Let’s delve into our final rankings of Universal Orlando’s 2024 Haunted Houses.

Sweet-tooth Scares at Major Sweets Candy Factory

At the outset, Major Sweets Candy Factory sets a sweetly sinister tone. Imagine a prequel to Universal Orlando’s 2022 Halloween Horror Nights House, “Sweet Revenge”. The story takes you on a field trip to a candy factory that soon descends into sugary chaos. However, we felt the house could’ve leaned more into the candy theme, and create a dreamy palette spiked with dread. Although it was an enjoyable horror house, it fell short of creating an immersive experience.

Timeless Terror in Triplets of Terror

When I visited Triplets of Terror, it couldn’t stack against my favorite house, consequently leaving it seeming somewhat dull. Though the house does deliver with eerie ambiance and a blood-soaked backstory, it didn’t resonate with me as much as the more fantastical haunted houses in the park.

Decay and Dread at The Museum: Deadly Exhibits

Brace yourself for a dose of dread at The Museum: Deadly Exhibits, an unsuspecting delight. Despite its grim theme, the exhibit’s historic art and detailed storytelling make it an extraordinary journey. The well-executed use of alarm bells and frantic security system recordings provide an immersive experience that keeps the tension buzzing.

Fantastic Frights in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire offers a high dose of nostalgia, punctuated by hair-raising handfuls of fun. Although it may not strike fear in the traditional sense, it beautifully balances thrill and nostalgia, making it a sly contender in this lineup.

B-Movie Madness in Slaughter Sinema 2

Slaughter Sinema 2 plunges us into a series of horror tropes, amusing us with its B-rated movie melodrama. The utter pure fun of this haunt house caught me by surprise, making Slaughter Sinema 2 a requiem for joyous horror.

Once upon a Time in Goblin’s Feast

Goblin’s Feast enraptured us with its deliciously dark folklore. As you navigate ghoul-infested scenes and cross paths with witches, goblins, and forest spirits, you feel like you’ve stumbled into an ominous fairy tale.

Echoes of Fear in A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place is a haunting tribute, echoing the Abbott family’s eerie saga. The central challenge of remaining silent throughout adds a unique, immersive edge to the house, making it a notable contender in our creepy carnival.

Blood and Gory in Monstruos: The Monsters of Latin America

Monstruos is a macabre masterpiece, narrating three myths from Latin America. The surreal nature of Monstruos makes it a house we’d want to explore more.

Gothic Grandeur in Universal Monsters: Eternal Bloodlines

Universal Monsters: Eternal Bloodlines offered us an unforgettably queer experience. It’s a deliciously dark and tragic romance paired with the allure of damsels confronting formidable fiends.

The Eerie Epitome in Insidious

The crowning jewel of our Halloween tour is certainly Insidious. More than its bone-chilling frights, this house resonates on an emotional level. The profundity of its story pairs surprisingly well with the screams of fear it elicits, etching an unforgettable memory. It is the blend of spine-chilling terror and emotional depth, that makes Insidious top our list.